it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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