Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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