I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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