so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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