Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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