I think scott just propositioned me for sex
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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