Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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