Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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