he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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