I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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