I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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