he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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