I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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