Whod you bang
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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