I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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