It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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