we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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