That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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