I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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