Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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