I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
