What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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