Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You made out with two different species that night
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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