i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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