she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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