Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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