She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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