so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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