Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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