i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have fence marks all over my body
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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