do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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