Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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