This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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