do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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