she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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