How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Houston, we have a squirter
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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