O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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