Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
