just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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