I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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