Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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