Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dignity is for republicans.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize