she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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