All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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