I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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