I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Are my feet made of real feet?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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