Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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