So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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