do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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