at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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