then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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