OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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