YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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