But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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