True but thats because hes a fetus.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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