so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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