We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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