I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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